Sumfing Rude

We were looking at baby pictures, and Elijah’s looked so sad, so we explained to him how he lived in Russia and there were no mommies in his room and lots of babies, and he hung his mouth open, 
“WHAT?!” 
“I know, so I said, ‘NO! I will go get him, so you could be here.'”
And he smiled, and said, “I will say sumfing rude to dem”
“You will? What?”
*shrugs his shoulders*
“Maybe I will poke der eye, for no letting me out of da bed.”
“Oh honey, we need to love and forgive them.”
“No, I’ll poke their eye, I love to.”
*all of us laughing while he jumps in the pool at our friend’s house*